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12.06.2025 03:17

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Those Ice Baths May Not Be 'a Great Idea' - Newser
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Loons and Moons
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!