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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

No, not a chance

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Those Ice Baths May Not Be 'a Great Idea' - Newser

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Baker Hughes Announces Sale of Precision Sensors & Instrumentation Product Line to Crane Company - Baker Hughes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Tony Awards Up 38% From 2024 To Draw Best Audience In 6 Years On CBS - Deadline

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Loons and Moons

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!